Search Engine Positioning - Website Promotion - Optimization

Do you need a website? One that
  • rather shows the "abilities" of your webmaster than the quality of your products and offers?
  • is stuffed with blinking buttons (which your webmaster has just learned to create) and animated banners?
  • gets your visitors confused within seconds?
  • has been built by someone who tells you that Google is bad and websites should therefore not be optimized for search engines in general? (Yes, seriously, I've had that...)
  • is at least as cheap as the ones that your neighbour's sister's friend's son who has ever heard of html is building?
Then please don't contact me!
For anyone else:


Please note that part of the below websites have been built years ago and therefore don't reflect actual website standards anymore.

Planet Ocean Unfair Advantage Book